"Rare opportunity to own a unique, exclusive and private beach side residence. A substantially built brick and concrete bungalow with its own private beach and benefiting from far reaching and unobstructed views of the sea and coastline. Peace and quiet guaranteed, no near neighbours. (Occasional military exercises provide local interest and entertainment) Ideal for writers, fishermen or bird watchers. Enjoys its own timber jetty for boating enthusiasts. Needs some redecorating and gives the purchaser ample opportunity to make their own mark on the building by suitable renovation. Offers in a sealed plain envelope to the agents, preferably before the next winter storm. Guide price £799,989.99. You don't know how lucky you are."
Recently I went for a walk along a remote beach and came across what appear to be old war time defences that have suffered the ravages of the elements. As I looked at it I wondered what it would be like to live there. . . no water or electricity, little shelter from tide and wind, miles from the nearest shop etc. My mind wandered to how such a plot might be advertised if up for sale. . . which of course it is not.
"Rare opportunity to own a unique, exclusive and private beach side residence. A substantially built brick and concrete bungalow with its own private beach and benefiting from far reaching and unobstructed views of the sea and coastline. Peace and quiet guaranteed, no near neighbours. (Occasional military exercises provide local interest and entertainment) Ideal for writers, fishermen or bird watchers. Enjoys its own timber jetty for boating enthusiasts. Needs some redecorating and gives the purchaser ample opportunity to make their own mark on the building by suitable renovation. Offers in a sealed plain envelope to the agents, preferably before the next winter storm. Guide price £799,989.99. You don't know how lucky you are."
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