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Dog masters mind meld

19/7/2012

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After several years of trying to communicate effectively with  humans, K9 cyber master, Ether Woofitdown ( Vulcanian origins) a successful mind meld heralded a recent major breakthrough in telepathic science. The recipient (name withheld for various and some dubious reasons) said afterwards, "It was incredible, I was first aware of a sort of wet doggy smell and then the telepathic omega energy messages streamed into my consciousness, the dog was chanelling insights, massive insights in milliseconds, I knew everything. . . (in fact I'd heard people say this to me before) I could take you to the star system source became aware of errors in Einstein's theory,(apparently his wife was the brains of the operation), all the ancient wisdoms became clear in a flash and strange alien languages filled my mind with new unthought of mysteries solved."
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mya
21/7/2012 10:35:44 pm

Are you sure this is the right sort of dog for such advanced techniques?

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Richard
1/2/2013 03:48:11 am

It would be hard to find a better dog as we call them, but the cartoonist Larson certainly was on to the truth. . . which is why they probably locked him up for a while. The dog in the photo displays all the characteristics that are prized in the Dog's home world. Just one look at the eyes . . iy tells all.

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that within us, which is the seeker itself and always was.
It is the seeker in ourselves, we seek.'
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