You too can experience these wonders at a very reasonable price. Cash only on the day, non-refundable. Don't miss your chance, contact the dog directly for discount voucher. A free gift with every appointment. Subject to terms and conditions and availability. There are no guarantees of success and you are advised to see your doctor before signing up.
After several years of trying to communicate effectively with humans, K9 cyber master, Ether Woofitdown ( Vulcanian origins) a successful mind meld heralded a recent major breakthrough in telepathic science. The recipient (name withheld for various and some dubious reasons) said afterwards, "It was incredible, I was first aware of a sort of wet doggy smell and then the telepathic omega energy messages streamed into my consciousness, the dog was chanelling insights, massive insights in milliseconds, I knew everything. . . (in fact I'd heard people say this to me before) I could take you to the star system source became aware of errors in Einstein's theory,(apparently his wife was the brains of the operation), all the ancient wisdoms became clear in a flash and strange alien languages filled my mind with new unthought of mysteries solved."
You too can experience these wonders at a very reasonable price. Cash only on the day, non-refundable. Don't miss your chance, contact the dog directly for discount voucher. A free gift with every appointment. Subject to terms and conditions and availability. There are no guarantees of success and you are advised to see your doctor before signing up.
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mya
21/7/2012 10:35:44 pm
Are you sure this is the right sort of dog for such advanced techniques?
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Richard
1/2/2013 03:48:11 am
It would be hard to find a better dog as we call them, but the cartoonist Larson certainly was on to the truth. . . which is why they probably locked him up for a while. The dog in the photo displays all the characteristics that are prized in the Dog's home world. Just one look at the eyes . . iy tells all.
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